I’D LIKE TO SOLVE THE PUZZLE

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 VOLUME TOO

 HOW I FOUND MYSELF WRITING THE WRONGS OF POP CULTURE  EVEN THOUGH IT WASN’T ALOUD   

by Tom Kolovos

 


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Published on November 7th, 2014 | by tomkolovos

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aCS EXCLUSIVE: First Draft Of President Obama’s State Of The Union 2015 Address To Congress Leaked

yes, and in white face with a straight face

If I said you had a beautiful body (OF GOVERNMENT) would you hold it against me?
If I swore you were an angel would you treat me like the devil tonight? (BIRTHERS HAVE ALREADY)
If I were dying of thirst would your flowing love come quench me? (KEYSTONE PIPELINE)
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? (EBOLA QUARANTINE?)

Now, we can talk all night about the weather (CLIMATE CHANGE)
Tell you ’bout my friends out on the coast ( SAME SEX MARRIAGE)
I could ask a lot of crazy questions (IMMIGRATION)
Or I could ask what I really want to know (OBAMACARE IS SAFE, RIGHT?)

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
If I swore you were an angel would you treat me like the devil tonight?
If I were dying of thirst would your flowing love come quench me?
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Now, rain can fall so soft against the window (BOMBOGENESIS)
The sun can shine so bright up in the sky (CLIMATE CHANGE)
But daddy always told me, “Don’t make small talk” (IN KENYAN)
He said, “Come on out and say what’s on your mind” (WHY ARE YOU JUMPING THE WHITE HOUSE FENCE?)

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
If I swore you were an angel would you treat me like the devil tonight?
If I were dying of thirst would your flowing love come quench me?
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
If I swore you were an angel would you treat me like the devil tonight?
If I were dying of thirst would your flowing love come quench me?
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

TOM KOLOVOS IS EIC OF aControlledSubstance.com (SONGWRITER: DAVID BELLAMY, with @TomKolovosTKO) 

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