Your vagina has a face. It looks like Daniel Craig. And smells like Brad Pitt.
BREAKING: The very cool upside of having government GOP mandated forced vaginal ultrasounds is that, after this month and from now on, the science of marketing has discovered you’re no longer just a faceless vagina.
Why it’s enough to make you want to sing out loud:
Finally* my vagina has a good name, it’s C R A I G.
My vagina has a second name it’s P I T T.
Oh, how I’d love you to eat it everyday, and if you ask me why I’ll say:
cause Dan and Brad have such a way with my
V A G I N A!
“You see a pair of laughing eyes/And suddenly your sighing sighs/You’re thinking nothing’s wrong/You string along, boy, then snap!/Those eyes, those sighs, they’re part of the tender trap.”–Opening lyrics to “Tender Trap“
“And then you wonder how it all came about/It’s too late now there’s no gettin’ out/You fell in love, and love is the tender trap”–Closing lyrics to “Tender Trap”
* Google “GOP vagina 2012″ or read HERE
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