KISS MY ASS: Romney campaign releases life size 10 foot half naked statue of Paul Ryan in lieu of tax returns
Sure the numbers don’t add up.
GOP applauds move: “Brazen, salacious and demonstrably untrue”
“Pitch perfect and on message”
“Kiss my ass. This is a holy sight.”
“If this don’t get your mind off Mitt’s tax evasion, nothing will”
And that’s why* Atlas shrugged, doll!
*Statue is actually of David– Beckham– and being released by H&M to promote his underwear line for the company. It is indeed 10 feet tall. It was originally 12 feet tall but it shrank unevenly after washing, as most H&M products do.
READ:
Ann Romney: No More Tax Returns Will Be Released
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