STIFFED: Team USA won the Bronze and he won the Individual Wood?
The competition for the Men’s Rowing was definitely stiff.
Or was it?
American rower Henrik Rummel now claims he was “not erect,” which makes him either a liar or….. all the more impressive.
“This is me and I swear it’s not erect! I don’t know why it ended up in that position but there you go.”
There you go. Guys everywhere can now use that excuse and it will finally have a name: the “Henrik Maneuver.”
And that’s our sports news with five to go till the top of the hour.
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