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 VOLUME TOO

 HOW I FOUND MYSELF WRITING THE WRONGS OF POP CULTURE  EVEN THOUGH IT WASN’T ALOUD   

by Tom Kolovos

 


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Published on April 15th, 2012 | by tomkolovos

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Mommy and Daddy, Did the Stork Bring That 25 Year Old In Your Bed Too?

The ultimate trophy in the new Hollywood isn’t the Academy Award. It’s a barely legal Twentysomething in your bed.

Golddigging and graverobbing never looked so good!

The Mother of Invention

After splitting from Bruce Willis, Demi Moore was 42 and Ashton Kutcher was 27 when they married. 

Ashton and Demi in 2008. Image via ToledoBlade.com/ASSOCIATED PRESS

 The Grandmother of Invention

After splitting from Guy Richie, Madonna the 53 year-old singer dumped 25 year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz, but  is now dating 24 year old dancer Brahim Zaibat.

Image via Zimbio.com

Android Rage (Blame it on Rio)

Marc Jacobs, 49, spent his birthday in Rio with new porn star boyfriend, 24 year old Harry Louis.

Image via Bossip.com

A chip off the old “Jenny from the Block”

After her split from Marc Anthony, Jennifer Lopez, 42,  is dating 25 year old backup dancer Casper Smart, whom she took on vacation with her children, pictured here from Us Weekly.

I’ll take the Beckham’s for the block, Jenny

Marc Anthony, 43, is now dating 24 year old Venezuelan model Shannon De Lima, and brought Jennifer’s good friends as his guests to the Latin Music Awards according to the Daily Mail.

Image via dailymail.co.uk

Billy, Jean claims that I am the one but the kid is not my son

Calvin Klein, 68, whose daughter Marci Klein is 44, has found love with Nick Gruber, his 21 year old boyfriend.

Image via stylefrizz.com

Hilariaous

The  54 year old “30 Rock” star Alec Baldwin’s new fiance is 28-year-old yoga instructor Hilaria Thomas.

Image via TampaBay.com

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Through Rosie colored glasses

“I thought she was a 28-year-old heterosexual girl, because that’s what she looked like to me. And she’s a 40-year-old gay woman,” O’Donnell, 49, said. ”My gaydar was way off!” ABC.com

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Tom Kolovos is EIC of aControlledSubstance.com, 48, and wants to know where he can sign up for this phenomenon.

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