Published on April 15th, 2012 | by tomkolovos0
Mommy and Daddy, Did the Stork Bring That 25 Year Old In Your Bed Too?
The ultimate trophy in the new Hollywood isn’t the Academy Award. It’s a barely legal Twentysomething in your bed.
Golddigging and graverobbing never looked so good!
The Mother of Invention
After splitting from Bruce Willis, Demi Moore was 42 and Ashton Kutcher was 27 when they married.
The Grandmother of Invention
After splitting from Guy Richie, Madonna the 53 year–old singer dumped 25 year–old Brazilian model Jesus Luz, but is now dating 24 year old dancer Brahim Zaibat.
Android Rage (Blame it on Rio)
Marc Jacobs, 49, spent his birthday in Rio with new porn star boyfriend, 24 year old Harry Louis.
A chip off the old “Jenny from the Block”
After her split from Marc Anthony, Jennifer Lopez, 42, is dating 25 year old backup dancer Casper Smart, whom she took on vacation with her children, pictured here from Us Weekly.
I’ll take the Beckham’s for the block, Jenny
Marc Anthony, 43, is now dating 24 year old Venezuelan model Shannon De Lima, and brought Jennifer’s good friends as his guests to the Latin Music Awards according to the Daily Mail.
Billy, Jean claims that I am the one but the kid is not my son
Calvin Klein, 68, whose daughter Marci Klein is 44, has found love with Nick Gruber, his 21 year old boyfriend.
The 54 year old “30 Rock” star Alec Baldwin’s new fiance is 28-year-old yoga instructor Hilaria Thomas.
Through Rosie colored glasses
“I thought she was a 28-year-old heterosexual girl, because that’s what she looked like to me. And she’s a 40-year-old gay woman,” O’Donnell, 49, said. ”My gaydar was way off!” ABC.com
Tom Kolovos is EIC of aControlledSubstance.com, 48, and wants to know where he can sign up for this phenomenon.