April Fools Uncovered: On Magazine Stands Now (continued)
Never judge a book by its cover. Food for thought when reading these April magazine issues
April 11: Update
I’m still not entirely convinced that this isn’t a movie poster for a Will Ferrell movie. Or that he’s not wearing a Philip Treacy fascinator.
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On another note, every GOP candidate who claimed Jesus told them to run for President lost the nomination to a candidate no one seems to like. Ok? So when does this Will Farrell come out? November?
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Hell is other people’s luggage.
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April 1
Apparently the alternate cover features Cee Lo and Christina eating their hearts out. (PS. Adam is single again! ODD?)
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If you won’t watch OWN, then Oprah is going to force feed you.
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Wow, looks like the tabloids are eating up 50 Shades of Grey references already. If E L James “writes like a Brontë devoid of talent,”devoid of talent, meet your match.
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Feast from famine
Thanks to Nicki Minaj and the possibilities she has laid bare, and to hip-hop’s stasis of masculinity it is, outrageously and unprecedentedly, a more exciting time to be a female rapper than a male one. New York Times
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