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 VOLUME TOO

 HOW I FOUND MYSELF WRITING THE WRONGS OF POP CULTURE  EVEN THOUGH IT WASN’T ALOUD   

by Tom Kolovos

 


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Published on April 11th, 2012 | by tomkolovos

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April Fools Uncovered: On Magazine Stands Now (continued)

Never judge a book by its cover. Food for thought when reading these April magazine issues


April 11: Update

I’m still not entirely convinced that this isn’t a movie poster for a Will Ferrell movie. Or that he’s not wearing a Philip Treacy fascinator.

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On another note, every GOP candidate who claimed Jesus told them to run for President lost the nomination to a candidate no one seems to like. Ok? So when does this Will Farrell come out? November?

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Hell is other people’s luggage.

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April 1

Apparently the alternate cover features Cee Lo and Christina eating their hearts out. (PS. Adam is single again! ODD?)

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If you won’t watch OWN, then Oprah is going to force feed you.

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Wow, looks like the tabloids are eating up 50 Shades of Grey references already. If E L James “writes like a Brontë devoid of talent,”devoid of talent, meet your match.

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Feast from famine

Thanks to Nicki Minaj and the possibilities she has laid bare, and to hip-hop’s stasis of masculinity it is, outrageously and unprecedentedly, a more exciting time to be a female rapper than a male one. New York Times

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