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 VOLUME TOO

 HOW I FOUND MYSELF WRITING THE WRONGS OF POP CULTURE  EVEN THOUGH IT WASN’T ALOUD   

by Tom Kolovos

 


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Published on March 7th, 2012 | by tomkolovos

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GOPlease: Advertising for Dummies

HERE IS A LIST OF ALL THE TV PILOTS LIMBAUGH’S ADVERTISERS CAN RUSH INTO PRODUCTION:

GOP Wee’s Play House with  Eric Cantor (CBS)

Hester Aspirin: The Scarlet Letter II (HALLMARK)

Good Christian Bitches of the GOP (ABC)

Tyler Perry Presents: Rush Limbaugh’s House of Painkillers (Syndicated)

Rush Limabaugh’s XFMTube: Dildohead Nation

Ron Paul’s Drag Race (LOGO)

American Mydol (FOX)

This Old Blouse with Olympia Snow (HSN)

Caddyshack: Couponing with Ann Romney (OWN)

Whoreders with Elliot Spitzer (A&E)

Dr. Drew’s Celibacy Rehab (VH1)

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hillbillies (BRAVO)

Wife Swap:  Jews for Jesus vs. Catholics for Mormons (ABC)

Disparate Housewives with Callista Gingrich (FOX News)

Iran Contraception (CSPAN)

Bangher and Leever : Game Change with Sarah and Bristol Palin (HBO)

The 300 Club: The Golden Age of Feminism with Rick Santorum (History Channel)

Sesame Street Value Voter: The letter J, Jane, you ignorant slut (PBS)

Pimp My Paul Revere’s Ride (MTV)

Mitt Romney 180 (CNN)

Tom Kolovos is EIC of aControlledSubstance.com

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4 Responses to GOPlease: Advertising for Dummies

  1. Jonathan Cohon says:

    Funny. Caustic, but funny.

  2. Vivi says:

    Histerical!!!! Do you have the airtime schedule for Dildohead??? Can’t stop laughing!!

  3. Pingback: THE VAGINA ANALOGS: Start spreading the news | aControlledSubstance

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